No matter how much The Servants have been lamenting about the wee hours we have had to report for visual screening roster (and still not early enough for some parents who need to dump their kids for the day), it's rather amusing how ingrained it has become to the kids. Just stand straight and make eye contact, and the kids will come a-flocking. And here's how the Singaporean Haka goes...

• Hands outstretched
• Flip over palm of hands
• Mouth open
• Stick out your tongue

All this in a matter of seconds, without breaking your stride, (or more like zombie-march at early morning), and while balancing the miscellaneous bag-files-SSClanyard combo.