Since I'm chained to my desk, everything shall have to come to me.

Ask and thou shall receive.
Call and McD shall deliver.

Not bad, I thought. Though CC Kór disagreed.
But beggars can't be choosers. Of all the food delivery services we've been calling these days, this was one of my better meals.

And hey, if I can't have McDreamy, McSteamy or even McVet. Why not a McMeal, right?