" It's been... Nine days... Eight hours... Forty minutes... Ten seconds... Three months... and a hundred days... "

I've always thought July to be a pretty boring, unhappening month. But apparently it holds many a milestone, as unfortunately maybe not a lot, but way too many people have had to remind me.

*rips up calendar to itsy bitsy pieces, pour acid, torch it*

Time may be relative, but it's no bloody relative of mine.